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Cheetah Piss Flower in Houston at The Flower Shop Dispensary

Cheetah Piss brings the funk, a Cookies-family hybrid with a sharp citrus-and-gas nose you'll catch before the bag's open. Hand-picked and cut fresh at The Flower Shop in Champions. Roll through.

Get Directions to Our Houston Shop Call (832) 291-2663

Cheetah Piss at a glance

Type: Balanced hybrid (~50/50)
Cross: Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
Feel: Euphoric, focused, then mellow
Nose & taste: Tart citrus, diesel, funk
Best time: Daytime into afternoon
Top terps: Caryophyllene · limonene · myrcene

The cross behind Cheetah Piss: a Cookies triple-cross

From Cookies Fam — a modern spin on the old 'Cat Piss'
Lemonnade — the sharp citrus
Gelato 42 — the sweet, dessert-like body
London Poundcake 97 — a rich, gassy finish

How Cheetah Piss plays: lifted and focused, then it eases

First — euphoric, sharp, a bit social
After — mellows into a relaxed body
Good for — daytime into the afternoon
Note — it's potent, go easy at first

Nose & taste: sharp citrus and loud funk

Taste — tart citrus with a diesel edge
Smell — loud, funky, ammonia-and-gas (that's the name)
Vibe — this one isn't subtle

Made for

Folks who like loud, gassy flower
Folks who want lifted, not sleepy
Daytime or social runs
Experienced smokers after something bold

Hand-picked and cut fresh every week

Hand-picked — every jar chosen by hand, never mid
Cut fresh weekly — nothing sits around losing its punch
Straight from the source — you pay for the bud, not the markup
COA on file — read the lab results right in the shop

Where to grab Cheetah Piss at The Flower Shop Dispensary in Houston

Hand-picked, cut-fresh THCA flower
Roll through or shop online
Wall rotates — call (832) 291-2663 to see what's cut this week
Out of it? A budtender will set you up with something close

The Flower Shop take on Cheetah Piss

We cut the loud stuff fresh — funky, gassy exotics like this get hand-picked and cut weekly.
Never mid, always tested — COA on file, straight from the source.
Ask how it hits — the team gives you the real rundown before you grab it.
Peep our deals — here's what's live.

Getting to The Flower Shop Dispensary in Houston

Where to find us

16300 Kuykendahl Rd, Unit 305, Houston, TX 77068
In the Champions area on Kuykendahl, between Cypresswood and FM 1960, in the plaza with Eva's Mexican Restaurant
Free parking right out front

Directions

From Louetta: head south on Kuykendahl and we're right on the way
From Klein: south on Stuebner-Airline or Kuykendahl toward FM 1960
From Spring: I-45 south to FM 1960 (Cypress Creek Pkwy), then west to Kuykendahl
From Westfield: FM 1960 west from I-45 to Kuykendahl, then a couple minutes north

Good to know

Payments:: Cash, all major credit cards, and debit
Ways to shop:: In-store, in-store pickup, or order online
Parking:: Free parking right out front
Hours:: Open daily, 10am–11pm
Age:: Must be 21+ with a valid ID, bring it every visit

Open daily, 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM

Nearby areas we serve: Louetta · Kohrville · Klein · Westfield · Spring · Bammel

Come meet our budtenders

New to it, or just not sure? Roll through and talk to the team. They hand-pick the wall themselves, so they know every strain and brand cold. They'll walk you through it, match you to the right pick, and answer any question. No rush, no hard sell.

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Cheetah Piss FAQs

It's a balanced hybrid (around 50/50) from the Cookies family, lifted and focused up top, then relaxed in the body.

From its loud, funky citrus-ammonia smell, and a nod to the old 'Cat Piss' strain.

Yeah, it runs potent, so it suits experienced smokers or anyone who paces it. Ease in.

At The Flower Shop, 16300 Kuykendahl Rd in the Champions area of North Houston. Roll through or shop online, and call (832) 291-2663 to see what's cut this week.

Yes, ours is hemp-derived THCA, legal under current Texas law and lab-tested with a COA on file. Must be 21.

We cut fresh every week and the wall rotates, so it comes and goes. Roll through or call, and a budtender will line up something close if it's out.

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